Chapter 15 – Close Encounters of the CGI Kind
September 25th, 2006EXT: SPACE
A Jedi Starfighter attached to a hyperspace transport ring reverts back into normal space. The view is just like the star map hologram, plus, the storm-shrouded planet of Kamino is exactly where it ought to be. Obi-Wan’s starship disengages from the hyperspace ring and flies and heads down toward the planet.
OBI-WAN: There it is, Arfour, right where it should be. Our missing planet, Kamino.
His droid companion, ARFOUR-DEESEVENTEEN, chirps from his slot.
EXT. KAMINO – TIPOCA CITY – LANDING PLATFORM (RAINSTORM) – DAY
Heavy rains and hard-driving winds lash the platform as Obi-Wan’s starship approaches. The huge, ultra-modern city of Tipoca rests on great stilts that keep it above the pounding and ever-present waves that cover the surface of this watery world.
The Starfighter lands. Obi-Wan gets out and makes his way through the howling wind toward a tower on the far side of the platform. A door slides open. A shaft of brilliant light pierces the swirling rain. Obi-Wan passes through it and goes inside.
INT. TIPOCA CITY – CORRIDOR ENTRANCE – DAY
Obi-Wan pushes the soaking hood from his face. wipes the rain from his face and blinks in surprise at a tall, pasty-white alien named TAUN WE. She has large, almond shaped eyes.
TAUN WE: Master Jedi. The Prime Minister is expecting you.
OBI-WAN: (warily) I’m expected?
TAUN WE: Of course! He is anxious to meet you. After all these years, we were beginning to think you weren’t coming. Now please, this way.
INT. TIPOCA CITY – PRIME MINISTER’S OFFICE – DAY
The door slides open. Obi-Wan and Taun We enter and cross to where LAMA SU rises from his chair, which, like all the furniture on Kamino, seems made out of pure light.
TAUN WE: May I present Lama Su, Prime Minister of Kamino. And this is Master Jedi…
OBI-WAN: Obi-Wan Kenobi.
LAMA SU: I trust you are going to enjoy your stay. Please.
Lama Su gestures to a chair that emerges from the ceiling. Obi-Wan sits down.
LAMA SU: (Con’t) And now to business. You will be delighted to hear we are on schedule. Two hundred thousand units are ready, with a million more well on the way.
OBI-WAN: (improvising) That’s…good news.
LAMA SU: Please tell your Master Sifo-Dyas that his order will be met on time.
OBI-WAN: I’m sorry? Master – ?
LAMA SU: Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas is still a leading member of the Jedi Council, is he not?
OBI-WAN: Master Sifo-Dyas was killed almost ten years ago.
LAMA SU: Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. But I’m sure he would have been proud of the army we’ve built for him.
OBI-WAN: The army?
LAMA SU: Yes, a clone army. And, I must say, one of the finest we’ve ever created.
OBI-WAN: Tell me, Prime Minister, when my Master first contacted you about the army, did-did he say who it was for?
LAMA SU: Of course he did. This army is for the Republic. But you must be anxious to inspect the units for yourself.
OBI-WAN: That’s why I’m here.
Obi-Wan and Lama Su rise and walk toward the door.
) An homage to Speilberg? Close Encounters? E.T.? No, wait…he already did that in the Senate scene on TPM DVD.
A lot of comments about the whole clone army thing can wait until later on in the script, but I will say this is a creaky way to hide an army. On a planet whose absence in one set of star charts stored in the very place where the client for the army has set up shop would get someone’s attention if they happened to want to look for it?
Excuse me while I untie some knots. Got to restore the circulation.